(via freakswilltakeover)
Source: burntlikethesun
Walk into the club like whatup can I not be here right now.
so i have everything down at my desk and able for me to start writing and i look to the left at my open laptop that’s working again after weeks and just
oh i’m gonna
move away
and …
becoming an adult is weird
it’s like
wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule
wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos
wait what?
did i stutter
(via teenytigress)
Source: ostolero
remember that time when we all thought that pottermore would fill the emptiness and sadness of the end of harry potter?
(via honest-ripley)
Source: dailypotter
[Concerning cleaning] “Probably one of the reasons why you’re glad i’m home!”
[To herself] “Now, I have a business to organize.”
[Sighing] “Oh, god.”
[Nothing] “I want the place to look clean for when [apparently V.I.P] comes over!”
Source: pauljuno
Source: darrynek
I don’t know if drawings count, but I drew these for a friend of mine who is obsessed with doctor who and llamas. So…yeah. Llamek and Cyberllama.
Today is the last day for the #Doctor Who tumblr tumbler tumblr thingy where you can win a Doctor Who tumbler from the Doctor Who tumblr.
(via take-my-hand-and)
Source: allonsymywaywarddetective
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
i have an unknown need to reblog this
im dying
(via thesexhasmademestupidd)
Source: assbutt-in-the-garrison
have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it
is that not what happened
(via letsjustgowiththis)
