Can you imagine Harry trying to parent his children and tell them they need to settle down but then James Sirius just pulls out his edition of Harry James Potter: A History and goes, “When you were my age you followed an alleged mass murderer into a tunnel, faced a werewolf and nearly got killed by dementors. I think I can go to The Bent-Winged Snitches concert.”
Hey guys, if you’ve been following me or John drakensberg for a while you’ll probably recognise my cat Lil John.
Lil John had a bit of a fall today, a 50 ft drop onto a concrete pavement, and has left me with a massive vet bill of £190, or $325 US Dollars. Which could go up to over £500 ($850) depending on what treatment she needs and how bad her injuries are, and the vet want this payment immediately.
Due to my anxiety i only work part time and earn £210 a month, and i just don’t have enough at the moment to pay the bill.
If you have a single pound or dollar to spare we’d be so grateful, and if you leave your paypal email address with your donation i will even pay you back when I have the money. Even if you can’t donate and just reblog this post or share our Gofundme page I’d appreciate it so much.
Sioned + Lil John
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck